See the plants in the picture? That’s basil, sage, and chamomile. I killed them all. The basil grew to be two feet tall – one long stem, which then died upon being transplanted into inadequately watered soil. The sage survived two seasons and then died because I began to resent it. And chamomile? I have no … Continue reading How to grow herbs (without fucking it up)
Welcome to my blog! My friends keep telling me to write one, and they’re all smart and awesome, and honestly if they told me to jump off a cliff, I would because they probably knew about cool stuff at the bottom. DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is going to make you wish you were me, so if … Continue reading Welcome!