Welcome to my blog! My friends keep telling me to write one, and they’re all smart and awesome, and honestly if they told me to jump off a cliff, I would because they probably knew about cool stuff at the bottom.
DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is going to make you wish you were me, so if you’re looking for aspiration, move along. I love homemaking and many domestic pursuits, and yet my house and my life and my projects are often messy. My kitchen floor is sticky because I bottled 5 gallons of beer last night and chose to go to meditation this morning instead of cleaning it up. Then at meditation, instead of radiating inner light and sending energy to my various chakras, I manufactured theories about Pretty Little Liars and who A is. Also, the other day I found a mouse in my book bag. So yeah, I’m killing it. (Not the mouse, I set him free.)
I do a lot of projects, and I want you to be able to do them too. I like taking pictures, and passing on step-by-step instructions to things, with detailed notes, and little bits of humor. I’m too long-winded and private for Twitter, and too poor and busy to write a book.
I am a feminist homemaker, sometimes highly motivated, sometimes lazy as hell. It’s a constant struggle to keep my apartment clean because I’m straight up messy, I never make my bed, but my kitchen is almost always spotless. If you come to my house, expect clutter and good smells.